Resting Bitch Voice

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.

Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.

Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?

Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.

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Marsing

Male response to stimuli as a result of the culmination of all thoughts and ideas which may influence a man's perception at any given time. Often contributes to serious miscommunication, especially with the opposite sex.

Thanks for taking out the trash. I mean that exactly, don't go marsing it up on me.