Situation in which your trying to figure out the girls to bring with you or to hang out with.
Hey we gotta figure out this bitchuation before we go to this party
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When one finds themself in a situation where they have to be a bitch even if they don't want to, but it is understood and agreed to by many others
Sue was so out of hand last night at Bunko. I found myself in a bitchuation where I had to tell her to shut up or leave.
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When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.
Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"
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The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.
Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated
a situation in which a girl is being a bitch
person 1: dude we got a bitchuation
person 2: who is it?
person 1: its Maddi
A bitch of a situation or hard to make choice; a dilemma
This is tough one...a real bitchuation.
Basically when your close friend dated your favorite cousin and they break up. Then the family members start blaming the boyfriend for doing nothing to stop her. The girl broke up with him, but her family is pissed at him for not over reacting to her.
Person 1: Did you hear about Gordon? His girlfriend broke up with him and now everyone in her family is pissed at him!
Person 2: Wow! That sounds like a โGlamorousโ Bitchuation