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A dog who tries attacks every other one in sight.
"They should tie Bitey McSnapperson up to a pole or something."
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A mild-mannered kitten's pointy-toothed alter-ego who appears without warning and in the flash of an eye, like a furry little Luis Suarez; the physical manifestation of a feline's inner savage.
ME, PETTING A CAT: Who's a gorgeous kitten? Who loves his cuddles?
CAT: Purrrrrrr, etcetera
ME: You've got the cutest nosey, and the cutest little ears-ies, and...
CAT: Purrrrrrrrr!
ME: ...and the softest little tumm...
SENOR BITEY (for it is he): CHOMP! Rapid exit, stage left
ME: Ouch! Señor Bitey!! What did you do that for?
SENOR BITEY: Shrugs
A subgrouping in fandom that derives emotional or sexual gratification from reading stories, fantasizing about, or writing fanfiction involving impotent, emo characters with cosmetic vampiric traits who are otherwise indistinguishable from pulp romance novel love interests.
Ironically, biteys get to enjoy very little actual biting of their heroines, relying instead on the infinitely drawn out foreplay of teen angst to get their juices going.
Related: see furry
Rumors of a new MMO based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" series left biteys everywhere salivating at the opportunity to immerse themselves in Forks, WA with other like-minded fans.
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A big bad humpy boi who eets the hoomans who try to tuch him
My boi dequan got attak by an angry bitey camel.
The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.
In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.
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A hamburger(?) from White Castle (flavor is enhanced by an evening of drinking prior to the meal). See slider.
I'm about to quickly ingest 10 Mighty Whitey One-bities! Burrrrrp!
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an extremely painful nom nom from a fishy.
OWEE WUT BIT ME??
a fishy got a fishy bitey outta u