Someone who lacks common knowledge, and basic conversational skills. Most of these individuals have superficial knowledge about a topic or subject, and may be worst off than people who know absolutely nothing. Viewed as being aloof and mentally absent. This is in comparison to an actual physical blimp.
He's such a fucking blimp!
That girls so dumb, what a blimp.
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yo holmes come holla at me and we'll smoke that blimp
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extraordinarily, excessively, ridiculously, oversized, blown out underwear typically worn by tasteless old men and sometimes sported by youth with no style
"Nice blimps dude!" You can parachute from a plane in those underwear.
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describing a place or situation that is messy,trashed, or crazy
"That kitchen was blimped from last night's party!"
"That was a blimped ass fight!"
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a person that cuffs their pants weird and is very fat and ugly
BRO, Did you see that fat blimp with her boyfriend giving a hand job?!
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Describes a person who gained weight since the last time you saw them.
Mike: Hey man Daniella's home! Have you seen her?
Jack: Yeah...she blimped!
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When a guy's dick isn't hard nor soft. The in between stage of having a boner and being limp.
Guys will tug on their dicks in order to blimp them, causing them to look bigger. Usually right before a man has to urinate, his dick is naturally blimped.
"I'm blimpin' right now and my dick looks huge"; "I can't help that my buldge is showing, I got a blimp".
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