Bloodfart

An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.

The hot salsa mixed with the lime chips caused for catastrophic bloodfarts.

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vaginal bloodfart

A vaginal fart that occurs while a lady is menstruating.

A: Did you go down on her?

B: No way, she's the queen of vaginal bloodfarts.

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Bloodfart

The passing of both gas and blood out of the rectum. Most commonly caused by anal penetration.

After Melissa had a rough night of anal sex with the whole footballteam, she decided she had to go and visit the toilet. As she finally sat down she felt the need to release gas due to all the penetrating. After letting a big fart she realised that it also contained blood. Therefore a "bloodfart".