Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

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blue turtle shell

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.

He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

Blue shell

Your worst fucking nightmare created in the firey pits of hell its so horrifying that the creator of it fears it

It can end friendships in a matter of seconds

Me : IM GONNA WIN
friend: yeah you are *throws blue shell*
Me : N○●□○○♤□◇¿●♡♧●》☆*pain*

blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

Blue Shell

V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.

V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME

1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!

2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.