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When you take a dump in a port-a-potty and that nasty blue water that everyone else's grody is in comes back up and splashes you in the ass.
I always throw a wad of toilet paper down before I lay a log in the honey bucket to avoid the Blue Water Backsplash.
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Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.
John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.
Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.
A slang term used to describe a woman who had, or has, or still continues to have sex in a porta potty
"Yo dude you gonna hang out with that one chick tonight?"
"Hell no dude im not gonna have at a Blue Water Princess"
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The magical moment when you arrive early at work, and go into the still bathroom to discover you are the first occupant of the stall.
He arrived at dawn, and opening toilet door, he saw to his delight, the clear blue water in the bowl, confirming he was the first occupant, and settled down to a blue water moment.
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A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty
You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure
A high holiday rivaling Christmas among military personnel. Used in reference to the period of time after porta-potties have been emptied during which one can maaturbate peacefully unencumbered by the smell of shit and urine.
"Hey bro, pass me December's Penthouse, it's Blue Water Day."
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a toilet bowl with a fresh package of that stuff that turns the water blue.. combined with poop.
someone forgot to flush, now there's a smelly blue water baboon farm in the bathroom.
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