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To remove the sexual organ of a male human
His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.
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One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge
There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose
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Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough
I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.
The tied-off knot on the end of a piece of sausage, or brat, that you cut off before eating.
"Hey, cut off the bobbit before you take a bite of that brat"
"Will do!"
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Coined from a famous event about a woman named Loraine Bobbit, whom allegedly sliced her husbands penis off, then reattached it herself through household conventional means. He later became a porn star
Bobbitizing or Bobbing is when a woman threatens/acts to remove a mans penis through non-surgical means.
If you don't get your hands off that poor girl, I will bobbitize you myself!
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The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
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CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.
VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.
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