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The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
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The act of having your penis dismembered by an ex. Named after Lorena Bobbitt after she sliced off her husband's penis
Jack is going to get bobbitted after Rose learns of his affair with Daisy.
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A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.
That poor bobbit should have never pissed off his wife.
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To remove the sexual organ of a male human
His wife got so angry after he cheated on her that she committed a bobbitization.
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one who cuts off the penis of their husband and/or significant other.
"omg i just pulled a bobbit ... i cut off my husband's wang!"
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To castrate in a non-medical procedure, usually as a result of anger
When Jane found Artie in bed with her best friend, Steve, she unloaded her .38 revolver into Artie's chest and bobbited Steve with the penknife she that was on the nightstand.
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One who violently removes a Membrum virile ( penis ) in a violent manner as an act of personal revenge
There is clearly a serial bobbiter on the loose
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