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Dude who got his dick cut off by his wife. Poor man.
"Man you're so 'pussy whipped' by that nagging bitch that you're gunna end up like Bobbit, sleep with a knife of your own under the pillow."
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Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough
I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.
The tied-off knot on the end of a piece of sausage, or brat, that you cut off before eating.
"Hey, cut off the bobbit before you take a bite of that brat"
"Will do!"
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Coined from a famous event about a woman named Loraine Bobbit, whom allegedly sliced her husbands penis off, then reattached it herself through household conventional means. He later became a porn star
Bobbitizing or Bobbing is when a woman threatens/acts to remove a mans penis through non-surgical means.
If you don't get your hands off that poor girl, I will bobbitize you myself!
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The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).
Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
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(Also "Bobbitt")
A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.
Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.
Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
Aw man, I just bobbitted the spliff I was rolling.
Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that.
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CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.
VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.
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