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When you are getting a blow job and you punch the top of the girls head really hard, so that her teeth clamp down and bite your penis.
"Scott was into S&M and surprises, so he decided to give Mary a bobbitt punch when she least expected it!"
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The poor guy who had his penis chopped off by his evil wife Lorena Bobbitt and was laughed at by the female half of the world.
The John Bobbit case is proof that Feminists are going too far with their anti-male campaigns.
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1) the bitch who cut off John Bobbitt's dick.
2) to cut off someone's dick.
Lorena Bobbitt really pulled a Lorena Bobbitt on John Bobbitt.
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That crazy chick who cut off her husband's penis with a kitchen knife in the mid-90's.
It worked out for him in the end because he became a porn star for awhile after it was surgically repaired, and appearing in films such as {Frankenpenis}.
"I never trust a b****, I blame Lorena Bobbitt."
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Please keep your Bobbitt Plunderage inside your pants.
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A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.
Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.
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The girl i went out with was such a {Kayla Bobbitt} yet she never wanted to date again.