bodge

Means to fill a hole, therefore used to mean sex.

You see a fit looking girl. "fancy a bodge?"

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bodged

To have rushed and/or badly completed a task.

"That's well bodged."

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BODGE

1. noun: a term for an attractive male that can be used anywhere because no one has any idea what the hell you are talking about - used primarily in the northeastern portion of the united states (as well as select parts of CA, NY and Mexico).
2. adjective: a term used to describe an attractive male; may also be used in a sarcastic nature

3. verb: to 'make out' with an attractive male.

noun: 1. This bodge in front of us is incredible.. the kind that you want to smear week old guacamole on...
2. The hockey team is a damn bodge carnival.

adjective: 1. Oh my sweet Lord, look at his gams, they are so bodge.
2. That stallion who lives in the basement has the bodgiest 12-pack on the block.

verb: 1. (A) Hey! How was last night?
(B) Good, good - went to the grocery store and picked up some veal shanks and haddock. Then ended up at the bar.. met this kid. you would've loved his blowout.
(A) Did you BODGE him?
(B) Obvi.

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Bodge

A massive set off balls big enough to hit someone round the face with and instantly knock them out. They r a very good thing to have if u don’t have a bodge what do u have

“Wow marcy have u seen Harry’s massive bodge”

“Oh shit mate nearly bigger then mine”

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Bodge

To take have a shit but keep it in just enough so you can use your but muscles to have anal sex with yourself. Poo masturbation. You need a good diet to have a nice bodge; if your poo is too soft it will break up, too hard and there will be chafing.

"I just had an amazing bodge this afternoon."
"Johnny's bodge consistency was not solid enough, therefore it fell apart on the intake."

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Bodg

To simultaneously wear a speedo swimming cap whilst doing some DIY

I wanted to have a nap and a quick wank but accidentally had a 'Bodg' instead!

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Bodge

The act of sexual activity.

"I'm getting some bodge this weekend."

"I'd like to get some bodge from her."

"How about some bodge?"

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