Born Again Masturbator

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating

- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."

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Born-Again Emo

n.; adj. someone who drastically changes there way of dress and music and becomes emo, almost over-night

C: "Sean's not shaving or cutting his hair now. He's a Born-Again Emo."
B: "Wow... What a lame-ass."

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Born again hard

A Marine in the United States Marine Corps.

I don't know what happened to you Pyle, but you are certainly born again hard.

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Born Again Teenager

An adult who is between the age of 25-50 that still thinks they are a teenager. They dress like teens, listen to ether what's in the charts today or modern Kerrang bands like Neck Deep, Moose Blood, BVB etc and use up-to-date teen slang such as "Bae" and "On fleek".

Also born again teens often go out their way to hide their wrinkles, grey hair or the fact they are going bald with anti-wrinkle cream, hair care products and hair dye to make them as much teen like as they can.

Alan: Have you seen Liam lately?

Andrew: No mate why?
Alan: I saw him the other day. He was wearing skinny jeans and some Nike Air Maxe's with a t-shirt with the word #selfie on it and had bought some anti-wrinkle cream and some hair care products from Lush
Andrew: Isn't he 35?
Alan: Yeah he is. He told me he is a born again teenager.
Andrew: Whats one of those?
Alan: He is trying to feel and look young again I think.

Facebook born again

The act of completely deleting all of your Facebook friends to weed out the unwanted connections, and starting anew.

Did you hear that Brian became a Facebook born again?

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Born Again Virgin

More than a year between sexual relations, with anyone else.

Since his girlfriend left him a year ago, he has become a Born again virgin. Poor guy!

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Born-again lesbian

A current lesbian that use to be married to a man and had children. After years in an unhappy relationship, she came out as a lesbian and married a woman.

I just saw a couple of born-again lesbians in the airport. I could tell they use to be married to men because their adult children were with them.

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