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What someone has when they can't stop dating guys who posess a shading and questionable character.
Taya: Can you believe that Hannah is dating Max?
Sarah: I know, that girl so has bad boy syndrome!
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When a person ever so delicately implements the Onision™ technique of looking up and quoting word definitions into their argument.
Bob: Sandra, he's 14 you're a pedo.
Sandra: Actually Bob, pedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children, which he is not.
Bob: Whatever, ephebophile. You've just got fucking onion boy syndrome.
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When you become really shy around a really attractive that boy you obsess about when you are normally outgoing.
That girl gets attractive boy syndrome around him.
when guys are acting horny and wanting some, but the girl isn't feeling it at the time
boy: wanna fuck
girl: golly gee not now, your such a horny bastard
boy:sorry i just have teenage boy syndrome!
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Stupid Boy Syndrome - sometimes referred to as SBS - is a common disease in high school boys. Boys who suffer from SBS are clueless on how to treat their girlfriends when they're in front of their friends or in general when they're not alone together. However while alone with a girl they feel the need to open their hearts and then they treat them like any normal, sweet, benevolent guy would. There are few boys who don't suffer from SBS, and those are the lucky few.
At school Mari confessed her love to Andrew and since he suffers from stupid boy syndrome he didn't know how to take it, but ignored her. But when they were alone in her car, he confessed his love to her.
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Men who were fat when younger, and are now cripplingly insecure about themselves/their relationships may be said to have Fat Boy Syndrome (FBS). A man with FBS may or may not talk constantly about his weight/workout routine and/or his eating habits. He usually also talks about his insecurities ad infinitum. Men with FBS have a tendency to be overemotional, latch on to those who show any sort of interest in them, and be generally annoying.
Man with FBS: So, she says she likes me, but I don't know if she really does! I love her so much, and I'm just so scared that she'll realize she isn't into me....I should really hit the gym later, I'm feeling a little chubby...do these pants make me look fat?
Me: GO TALK TO A THERAPIST ABOUT YOUR FAT BOY SYNDROME!!1!!11!1
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White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.
In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"
"Who, that blonde guy?"
"Yes!"
"Eh. He's okay I guess."
"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"
"The brunette?"
*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"
"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."
"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"
*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."
"But he was just about to smile!"
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