Breathing

A bullshit thing that we need to survive.

Why the hell do we to breathe. I know Breathing sucks.

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Breath

1 Noun- the air inhaled and exhaled in respiration.

2 Often written by uneducated people thinking they are writing "breathe" br-EE-th, when they are really just saying "breath" BREH-th

1 "Take a deep breath."

2 ImAhotty911 "I was so excited, I could barely breath."
smartygirl497 "I think you mean "breathe."
ImAhotty911 "Shut your mouth, bitch!"

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*breath in*

when you suck in air thorough your lungs

person one: *breath in*

person two: Oh yes bby

Breath

The reason why you are on urbandictionnary today.

Alex is alive because he is breathing air but is breath is horrible.

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breath

noun (plural: breaths)
a tobacco cigarette, bummed from a buddy or some random dude, either of corporate manufacture, or hand rolled for the masses: the tight wallets, heavy smokers, or those aiming for the hipster appearance, while actually having neither affliction. Or: a drag, puff or toke therein.

The scene outside a bar in D.C., band members light celebratory cigarettes after playing to a sell out crowd:

Brit 1 lights a cigarette.

Brit 2: can a get breath?

Brit 1: sorry man, he only had two left, but wouldn't give his last one away.

Brit 2: bummer.

a beat.

Brit 2: can i get a drag then?

Brit 1: yea Billy, go head.

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breath

this is something to be feared. for it can be deadly. or it can smell minty fresh. breath is one quick and terrible way to kill a man. breath is deadly.

Justin: "OMG DID YOU SMELL THAT?!?!?!"
Melia: "yeah man, that was breath. Jonathon done dropped dead it was so bad."

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breathing

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

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