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The attractive and talented lead singer of panic! at the disco.
Brendon Urie sings lyrics written by Ryan Ross.
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Lead frontman of the ever so increasingly popular indie band Panic! At the Disco. Brendon Urie was born in Summerlin, Las Vegas on April 12, 1987 and is the youngest of five children. He was raised Mormon, however, growing up he felt distant from his religion, and rebelled by smoking weed in 7th grade and getting totally wasted at a party in 9th grade.
In school Brendon Urie was overhyper and very outgoing, leading many to think he was on crack, but little Brendon was obviously not! (He really wasn't though) When he chose to pursue his dreams in forming Panic! At the Disco, his parents kicked him out of their house and he was forced to pay for both his apartment and the band rental space on the wages he made from his job at a Smoothie Shack (Awww poor Brendon) Now the kid's singing his little heart out in concerts and has girls hanging over him just waiting to do the guy.
And how do I know all of this? Hmmm I don't know... (I'm not Brendon obviously you douche but I'm very close)
Group of Fan Girls: LykE O Me GEe It"S bREnD0n UriE!!! wAtS a H0tTiEE!!!
Brendon Urie: Well of course who the hell do you think I am?
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The hottest, sexiest, most amazing man in the entire universe. Sweet and cute and hyperactive and talanted. He can act, sing his face off, and plays 11 or so instruments. He is the frontman for the popular alternative band, Panic! at the Disco.
Friend 1: Did you go to the Panic! concert last week?
Friend 2: Yeah! Brendon Urie sang the best I've ever heard him!
Friend 3: Who's Brendon Urie?
Friend 2 tackles Friend 3 and punches their nose into a nub.
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Lead singer of panic! at the disco. Eighteen years old, adorable, very well dressed.
Kid 1: Have you seen panic! at the disco's music video for "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"?
Kid 2: Yeah, Brendon Urie looks pretty cute dressed up like a ring leader.
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Our lord and savior, who has dressed up as Satan for a music video. He is also known as Spider-Urie, because he climbed up a building for a music video. Has amazing hair, and can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Has called Donald Trump a toxic orange. Is known by the Panic! at the Disco fandom, aka sinners, as Beebo. He’s literally perfect.
Me: Brendon Urie is literally god
Shalissa: I know! Can you believe he called Donald Trump a toxic orange?
Me: What about when he dressed up as satan?
Shalissa: No! What about Spider-Urie?
Me: He’s perfect
Shalissa: Damn right Beebo is perfect.
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The lead singer of Panic!at The Disco, and a sex god... all that and he's only eighteen! xo
1st person: Wow! Do you think Panic! At The Disco are great?
2nd person: Yes I do- especially Brendon Urie; he is my favourite singer.
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A Somebody (Referred to as Beebo) Who Has millions of fans. A Brendon Urie has A Forehead the size of the moon. A Brendon Urie also enjoys himself when he sings the Ducktales Themesong. He will be found with some Capri Sun as well. Brendon Urie has Created a new Album back in june of 2019 called Pray For The Wicked. But I recommend his album A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out. A Brendon Urie can make thousands of people yell “Whore” In one room. Now go on children. Listen to the depression-curing Brendon urie
Me: We love brendon urie gazing lovingly at a Capri Sun