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Placing a horse bit in the mouth of a girl who is missing back teeth. Reins are attached to the bit and are pulled during doggy style sex. Similar to riding a horse with a bridle.
During my honeymoon, I gave Vanessa a bridle party. I am now divorced.
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When you are pounding your girl from behind and you reach around both sides of her face, with both your hands, and fishhook both cheeks pulling backwards creating a pseudo horse bridle. She will begin to buck wildly so hook tight and hold on for the count.
Rachel’s cheeks and her pussy are sore today. I gave her the gentleman’s bridle last night. She bucked like a bronco till I got my nut and let her loose.
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AN OLD AUSTRALIAN SLANG TERM FOR "HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW"
OR.... IF YOU ARE MAKING SOMETHING AND YOU COULDN'T BE FUCKED EXPLAINING IN DETAIL WHAT IT IS.
IT'S ON THE SHELF NEXT TO THE THINGAMAJIG AND THE DOOHICKEY.
A WIGWAM FOR A GOOSE'S BRIDLE IS USED TO TRIM PINOCCHIO'S BALL HAIR......SILKY SMOOTH.
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To use excessive administrative permissions because you are too lazy to think about the details of what your codes needs to do.
Looks like you gave that Lambda Admin access, you totally bridled it.
The practice of trying to extend one's horseback riding time, and therefore more time spent in the sun, by choosing more than one horse per day in order to get a tan while riding.
Everybody tells me I look too pale, so I'm going to try to have a bridle bake today.
A wedding-day room where da groom physically and emotionally prepares himself for his future life of being "harnessed" wif a monthly-menstrual-period-suffering spouse, and quite possibly "saddled" wif one or more anxiety-and-expenses-creating ankle-biters sometime fairly soon, as well.
In da 1924 Harold Lloyd comedy "Hot Water", Harold admonishes his soon-to-be-"hitched" buddy who's on his way to his "bridle suite" --- "Why should you want to give up your simple uncomplicated life of a happy care-free bachelor?!" He then goes on to protestingly vow dat **he himself** will never "fall for a pair of soft-boiled eyes" --- that is, of course, till merely a few moments later when he accidentally bumps into and knocks over da sweet-faced Jobyna Ralston, and one look into HER huge clear blinky "soft-boiled eyes" and he's smitten! :P :P :P
A party whereby people give ya gifts to help wif caring fer yer newly-acquired horse.
If yer in doubt about what to bring to a bridle shower, gift-certificates to da local feed-store are always appreciated.