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Bring Me The Horizon (Also referred to as BMTH), a five piece death metal hardcore (Deathxcore) band from Sheffield, U.K.
To date they have released an e.p and a album under Visible Noise records.
e.p- Re They Have No Reflections.
Album- Count Your Blessings

Bring me the horizon are a band you douche bag.
They have a song called pray for plagues.
"Damn, there are like a million little scene kids here!"
"what were you expecting, Bring Me The Horizon are on the line up"

by Londonboywhoknowsthescore November 5, 2007

168πŸ‘ 175πŸ‘Ž


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This band strives around having an image, not actually concentrating on their music at all. They make bland, boring, generic metal, and Oli Sykes triple dubs his vocals and adds a radio affect to them. Their guitars are flat sounding, and so are the drums. Its pretty obvious that the band revolves around Oliver Sykes because scenies think he's "hott." When in reality, he isn't. It's just his scene look that attracts them. You can usually find scene kids obsessing over the band because one of them said they were cool, so just like Hello Kitty, diamonds, and bat's, all the other scene kids think it's cool. And once again it's obvious that it has nothing to do with the music. Its a combination of them being attracted to the vocalist, and because they're scene to like, and scene kids are always looking for scene points.

The band themselves other than musicians have no idea what they're talking about when it comes to music. The most obvious question to ask a band is "who are you influences." BMTH can even answer it because they don't have a clue. The members are all cocky, arrogant, pricks. They're in it for the fashion. Which makes it even more obvious because the band owns their own clothing line, which brings up "maybe they're just doing it to get their name out?" Which they are because it's the most advertised thing on their website. Bottom line, obsess over a band that has talent and deserves the dedicated fan's. Not some piece of shit glamXcore scene band from the UK full of drag queen pricks.

Bring me the horizon is famous because of Oli, and that's it. Notice that no on ever talks about the rest of the band, or their music for the matter.

by bizzletizzle April 12, 2007

224πŸ‘ 242πŸ‘Ž


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A scene band described by many mainstream websites, magazines, and reviewers on other media as deathcore. However, they are nothing more than the latest lucky bunch to be picked for extensive coverage, while others of their breed wallow underground (relatively).

Frontman Oli Sykes has recently been in hot bother for allegedly urinating on a female fan after a recent gig. He's the main USP (unique selling point, a business term for the main attraction of a product) of the band, because their fans don't talk about anyone else. Plus, his vocals sound like either a) a cross between Bullet For My Valentine's Matt Tuck and Cradle Of Filth's Dani Filth, or b) a knock-off of Arch Enemy's Angela Gossow. Which, in either case, is bad.

The lyrics are, though not obvious at first, about relationships, thereby placing Bring Me The Horizon in the same league as Bullet For My Valentine and Funeral For A Friend. The band themselves have been tagged to the "emo" movement, and have been critised by professional critics for being predictable and untalented; conversely, they have been popular with stereotypical 14-year-old scene kids who wear size zero jeans and arm socks and flourishing myspace accounts.

You know in some indie music circles like NME where, out of say 25 bands, a random band like The Twang or The Enemy is picked for media exposure and mainstream grooming? Well, the rock magazines like Kerrang! have picked Bring Me The Horizon in a similar fashion, placing Oli Sykes and his Toni&Guy-brand hair on posters and stickers, and overhyping all their releases, whether visual or audio.

Various joke names associated with this lot include "Bring Me The Hairspray", "Bring Me The Hair Extensions" or my invention "Bring Me The Hyperbole", which is inspired by their overexposure to mainstream audiences.

by TxKx August 16, 2007

151πŸ‘ 177πŸ‘Ž


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A band from the UK that is overrated but plays an intense live show and act JUST LIKE ALL THE 80'S BANDS that everybody likes.
For example, uh, Nikki Sixx? Yeah. Was meeting with some manager label person whatever, and had sex with the guys girlfriend flat out on the table in front of him a few minutes after they'd met.
Does anybody give HIM shit?
Not that its right, but I mean, come the fuck on, stop trying to target a band for getting success because your shitty band hasn't made it past playing to your parents.

Even if half of them are stupid prats, BMTH has a solid, dedicated fan base and shitty bands just don't get that.
If they were sell-outs or a label-made band, the people that they're trying to fool (aka their current fans) are the first ones to know when shits fake and when they have sold out and criticize the fuck out of them.
Bring Me The Horizon have a solid, fantastic sound and you're just pissed because you couldn't ever do anything they have because you suck.

BMTH is a fucking fantastic band, and anybody who thinks otherwise is missing out.:)

bring me the hair straighteners girl: OH MY GAHHHHD ALL YOU FAKE SCENE KIDS ARE SO DUMB FOR LIKING BRING ME THE HORIZONNNN. REAL SCENE KIDS LIKE ME HATE THEM OMGZZZ.
me: fake scene kids and real scene kids need to go fucking die.

by parker, yeh? January 21, 2008

87πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


bring me the horizon

Bring me the horizon.
Other wise known as Bring me the hair straighteners.
Are by far the worst band going.
Try hard scene kids "lovezzz" BMTH when they don't really.
They listen to bring me the horizon to look cool and fit in.
Oli Sykes the front man, wears more make-up than a drag queen.
He is a very stereotypical scene kid.
Too much make up, crap hair, tight clothes, and hes in a screamy "brutal" band.
He is also an arrogant fucker!

Most REAL scene kids, dont like BMTH cause they have sense.
The FAKE ones love BMTH. The boys want to be Oli and the girls want to sleep with him. (I wouldn't want to get his foundation on me)

Oli also owns drop dead clothing - I don't like that either.

FAKE SCENE KID: "I'm going to see Bring me the horizon tonight"
FAKE SCENE KID2: "OMGZZZZ I'M LIKE SO JEALOUS, OLI SYKES IS SOOOOOOO HOTT"
FAKE SCENE KID "yeah I know i'd tap him"
REAL SCENE KID: "BMTH are rubbish, you want to listen to real music AND Oli Sykes isnt good looking, sort it out"

by HORRORβ„’ March 23, 2007

207πŸ‘ 316πŸ‘Ž


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greeeat fuckinng banddd , theyre one of my favoritees
oli sykes is proper lush & their lyricss are randomm and funnn ahahxX(: youu should def listen to them
..,
so clap yer hands to the sound of everyy newwbornn dying noww,
wattchh the rivers turn to bloood ,deeath will stand where life once stooood! close yer eyeeeeeees ,! prayyyy fer plagues
xBMTH

bring me the horizon makes you horny

by lenuhlbmthl June 12, 2008

57πŸ‘ 160πŸ‘Ž


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A band so good that people talk an awful amount of shit about them just because they don't sound like ''the rolling stones'' or ''slayer'' or any other overrated P.O.S. Bands that these haters listen to...

Fag-''Bring me the horizon sucks''
BMTH Fan-''Go fuck a dog while you listen to your Rolling Stones, Slayer, old person shit!''

by xXMetalcoreFanXx July 23, 2011

18πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž