brocialism

Combination of "bro" and "socialism". Derogatory term for people on the left who oppose identity politics and intersectionality. Mostly used by radicalised liberals who don't understand marxism and SJWs from Twitter , Reddit and Tumblr.

"Opposing IdPol is brocialism, you nazbol!"

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Brocial

A get together with your closest friends. Usually just some bro`s broin out. Chillin.

Did you see Bean at the brocial the other night? He was naked and climbed up a balcony!

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brocial studies

the study of the history of bros, including biographies of famous bros, major events during their rising, and any other relevant information.

"Bro, i wish this college offered a course in Brocial Studies."

Brocial Security

The safety net of having your bros out with you at a club, bar, or youth group meeting. A male receives Brocial Security benefits when he has a clutch wingman, is backed up by a friend in a verbal or physical altercation, or when another male friend buys you an alcoholic beverage because you are broke.

Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.

After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.

Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.

This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?

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The Brocial Network

A network of 500 million bros

-Hey dude, you ever heard of The Brocial Network? It's about these chill bros who decide to make this chill website for bros.

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brocial distancing

Because of concern for the coronavirus disease, only two bros instead of four or five bros share a couch while watching sports on TV.

Yo, bros! Y'all know we gotta do the brocial distancing thing, so y''ll get yo asses up and off this couch 'cept for me and Holmes.

brocialize

1. When one guy gossips with his guy friends.

While watching Rambo, drinking Bud, and packing a lip Roger and Steve brocialized about the new girl at the office.