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Brown Bear

Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls

WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.

"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"

by ketchupandfries February 9, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown bear

Affectionate term for black man. ONLY USE WHEN INVITED! As used on scrubs

JD: Hi, who's your black friend?
Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...

JD: Hi, my African-American friend!
Turk: Call me brown bear!

by Scrubs fan June 10, 2005

104๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Bear

-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.

"Hey who you hanging out with tonight?"
"Brown Bear dude, he's the shit"

by DrumFro612 December 5, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Bear

nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.

JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.

Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck

by Silentkillr69 April 20, 2008

27๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Bear

An act of masturbating during or after defecating.

I thought James went to the toilet? What's taking him so long?!.... Must be having a Brown Bear.

by Shagwan January 12, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown bear

1. A nickname for guys from India/Pakistan, NOT a racist name, just harmless.

Alot of people call Arjun Dheer a Brown Bear

Arjun: Yep...

by Foghorn February 21, 2006

15๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž