burgle

the act of climaxing (orgasming) and vomiting on someone at the same time.
A surprise attack.

Man! I burgled that biatch good last night! High Five!!!

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burgle

a funnier way of saying "steal", usually used in light conversation.

stems from the word "burglary"

Don't burgle any more of my fries!

He burgled my virginity.

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burgle

adj. To steal and eat somebody's burger.

He quickly burgled down her cheeseburger when she wasn't looking.

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burgles

A teenaged mexican who frequents convience shops around midnight attempting to purchase booze with a fake copy of his passport (on white computer paper)... Most likely named Enrique...

Burgles (with all 13 40oz's clanking): Thanks, have a good night
Clerk 1: I think I just got "Burgled"
Clerk 2: Someone stole something?
Clerk 1: Nah i just sold 13 40oz's to some kid with a piece of paper for ID

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burgle

The action taken by a turdburgler on a turd.

Turdburgler: One who burgles turds.

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Burgled

While using a public restroom/toilet stall, someone trys to or succeds in opening the stall door, robbing you of the serenity needed to drop a deuce (doo doo).

Dude, I went over to the hotel lobby to use the clean toilets, and with 4 out of 5 stalls open, I still got burgled!

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Burgle

To imbibe libations past the point of no return. To get burgled. To go burgling. To be burgled (as in "man I am so burgled right now").

Man, I am so burgled right now.

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