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The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.
Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)
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For poeple with no taste who haven't experienced Battlefield, and would rather go for an entirely unrealistic, historically inaccurate game. Also the only reson anyone buys an XBox 360, now that Halo is finished.
Person: 'I just bought Battlefield 2, it's the best game ever!'
Idiot: 'Oh, yeah I've heard of it. Isn't it just like Call of Duty Black Ops?'
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The single most overrated game of all time, tying with everything else COD related. Seriously, 5 year olds play these games. What has the world come to?
See overrated
Call of Duty Black Ops, oops, I mean, Call of Doody, sucks
5-yr-old "NuH uH tHiS gAmE IZ LyK tEh bEASTEST nd EpIk
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The best excuse for arriving at school late, not doing your homework, why you didn't exit the house when there was a fire, and it also explains WHY THE GUY NEXT TO YOUR DESK IN CLASS IS STILL SINGLE.
Call of Duty: Black Ops is the most over-rated game in history, and it is terrible.
Example:
Army Commander: Sorry, you aren't experienced enough to join the army.
n00b: BUT I'VE BEEN SHOOTING FOR YEARS! HALO COMBAT EVOLVED, HALF LIFE 2, HALO 2, MODERN WARFARE, HALO 3, RAINBOW SIX VEGAS, DOOM, G.R.A.W AND CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Army Commander: -_-
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: I was busy in the morning playing Call of Duty: Black Ops.
Someone: You know what's the greatest thing that happened?
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1: MEPHILES!
n00b 1: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Sonic 06 Fangirl 1 and 2: MEPHILES!
n00b 1 and 2: CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS!
Someone: This is starting to become contagious -_-
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The last chance for the Call of Duty to redeem itself after all the years of repetitions of the same game being released every year. It is also the last "hoo rah" for competitive CoD to make it in this changing world. If Treyarch fails, CoD only has months to live if not days because Halo 4 gets released at a similar date.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 is the last chance for the CoD series to live. If it fails, we may see the end of CoD as we know it.
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The next installment to the most overrated video game franchise in the world. The same graphics are still there. The same engine is still there. The same annoying 10-year olds, who start screaming at you for "hard scoping", are still there.
Person Number 1: OMG OMG OMG!!!!! Did you hear that Call of Duty Black Ops 2 is coming out!?!?!?!?!?
Person Number 2: I know right!!!!! My mom already pre-ordered it for me bitchezzzzzzzzzz
Person Number 1 & 2: HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Person Number 3: *facepalm*
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The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.
Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*
Fanbase:
OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!
MWthr3 4 lyphe!
lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!
*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*
Fanbase:
Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!
This game Blows!
COD sucks!
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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