A cute nick name for the clit hood that makes it easier to talk about mastubation publicly
"I couldn't finish my work sheet because I hung out with Calum Hood last night"
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The sensation Calum Hood is an amazingly talented singer, song-writer and bassist. He is a cute lil squish and he makes everyone and everything his bitch without even trying. He is such an inspection to so many people and he is against homophobia and toxic masculinity. And he is also DADDY AS FUCK. And radiates BIG DICK ENERGY.
Person 1: Yo who is that extremely handsome daddy overthere?
Person 2: Bitch is you blind that's Calum Hood.
Person 1: Oh yeah.... He is so hot I think I will die.
Person 2: Same shister
Person 1: Like damn I just wanna pounce on his bulgy wulgy... UwU
Person 2: Ikr like.....Rawr X3 nuzzels! pounces on you UwU you so warm
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A very gorgeous human being that also happens to be a sex god that will plow anyone's pussy and belongs to a girl named Samantha Gilbert A.K.A. @cthxmuke on twitter
You: "Do you know who Calum Hood is?"
Samantha Gilbert: "OF COURSE I DO HE'S MY BAE
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As he said: Hi I'm Calum Hood, I play bass in a band, 5 seconds of summer.
Source, Cocktail Chats, every fucking episode bc he is afraid that we actually forget who he is
- Oh God, I need 5sos to drop the new Cocktail Chats episode. I need to know who is their bassist. Was it Column? Candle? I forgot his name.
+ Oh, you mean Calum Hood?
- That's what I thought!!
A band member from 5 Seconds Of Summer whometh is amazing and I think his beauty marks are overly underrated. He is a cute ball of smash who I think is not appreciated as he should be. Anyway.
Isn't that Calum Hood? Yes. Yes it is:)
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The amazing bassist of 5 Seconds of Summer. Extremely gorgeous and talented. Definitely one of the best (if not the best) bassists ever. Adorable as well as sexy, extremely funny, and overall amazing. Lots of BDE
whoโs that amazing bassist?
Calum hood, you insolent fool.
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The sensational the bodacious the CALUM HOOD
The hottest in 5sos
Calum Hood? Oh yeah the hottest guy in 5 seconds of summer. Calum gives very much big dick energy