when u take a picture of someone eating something creamy
no way heβs eating cum. wait this is a great time for a candid
no way itβs a twinkie *insert orgasm* what a candid
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"Man, last night i was passed out on the floor cuz i smoked so much candid"
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A Candid is something or someone that does not have the physical and or mental confidence to talk to women or someone they are attracted to. Words that relate to this are Colgate, and Goldfish
Person 1: Hey Cayden you should go see if you can get that girls number!
Person 2: Ethan I can't, I.... I...., I just can't.
Person 1: Come on you Candid! YOU THINK IT'S A GAME!
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Please be candide.
OMG! That girl is soo cadide, we won't talk to me.
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Picture that appears to be candid, but is actually posed.
Pretending to be unaware that a photo is being taken.
You see someone taking sneaky candids? Better force some laughter/smile or look pensive.
"Her instagram is full of fake candid pics!"
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An increasingly popular nickname for the so far thrice-indicted ex-President Trump, due to how apparent it is that the one thing we can expect 45 to do reliably is to be engaged in criminal activity.
Sometimes referred to as βDJ Sticky Little Trumpfingers,β and sometimes βthe Golden Crapper King,β the more simple and elegant nickname, βthe Crime Candidate,β has been widely established to be the favorite moniker among his many Mafia buddies.
A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
Nice candid selfie profile pic!
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