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A person prone to ill-advised behavior; a dumbass, a moron.
"So I drive into this Gas Station the other day, and what do I see? This complete cantaloupe was pumping gas into a soda bottle while smoking a cigarette."
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A sexy game (usually in public restrooms) involving 2 lesbians, a straight girl, tennis racquets, and Listerine.
I'm not very good at cantaloupe.
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A being which seems to possesses no limbs, as the shape of said being obscures them.
Jim: Look at the size of that homeless fellow.
Reuben: Cantalouper.
When you take a tortillia, put it up your asshole and then feed it to your younger sister.
Boy 1: Man my parents turned mad when I did the cantaloupe yesterday
Boy 2: Oh dude that sucks
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when a couple can't elope and get married; when you can't run away and get married.
(cant-elope)
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my friends parents cantaloupe.
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Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.
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A made up word for a rockmelon. However, some Victorians and Western Australians may try to convince you otherwise. They should be ridiculed for their stupidity and shunned from society.
Person 1: Man i love cantaloupe!
Person 2: WTF is cantaloupe!? its called a rockmelon retard!
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