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The Car Wash involves two males and one female. The female gets on her knees and the males stand on the right and left side of her, with their erect penises pointing at her cheeks. The female then begins giving both males a handjob simultaneously, using "Turtle Wax" as a lubricant. She does this until both males reach climax, covering her cheeks in semen. Then, once both penises have reached a flaccid state, she spins them both in a helicopter like motion so that the penises slap her cheeks simulating the rotating cleaners in an automatic car wash.
Thanks to Brett and Dave many girls at Messiah College have received The Car Wash...and have been satisfied with the job!
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The girl must be wearing glasses. Poop is first thrown on the ladies face to act as mud. The male then ejaculates on her on her glasses, simulating soapy bubbles. He must dangle and swab his hairy scrotum across the glasses to scrub. Next he proceeds to urinate on her face to rinse off the mud and soap. And immediately turns around and blows a fart in her face to hot dry.
Man I ran her through the car wash last night, she was not happy.
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A Car Wash is giving a girl anal sex then having her perform oral sex so you can follow up with vaginal sex.
After banging Lezli in the ass I had her go down on me so I could bang her in the pussy with less risk of her getting a vaginal infection. Car Wash was coined by me in summer of 2002.
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The process of having sex with a breastfeeding woman and her breast milk squirts all over you.
Hey Patto, last nights car-washing was fun, she had a couple of full bags! Jenny’s milk tasted better than Julies did too!
When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
multiple guys using their tounges to give a girl the proper cleaning she deserves.
The guys and i gave Bree the First and best car wash. Not only was she clean she enjoyed it.
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When two people lick another's vagina and asshole at the same time. Thus resembling a car wash, by cleaning both holes at the same time.
"Hey man want to go car wash that chick?" "OK I call the ass!" "Alright I got her vajj"
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