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1) An unstoppable, immeasurable force of sexual ferocity. While shy at first, a Carmelle will unleash themselves upon you and you shall forget your own name. Also, Carmelles enjoy donuts, Dr. Who and coffee.
2) Wonder Woman
3) A female Vulcan
4) A bespectacled scientist
Did you see that Carmelle!?!? Holy S*** they are awesome!!!!
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1) A hott shorty who isn't afraid to kick people in the ovaries while moshing to hardcore music
2) A headstrong midget
3)A sexy BITCH, Dam girl.
Me: Do your chocolate bliss balls hang low?
Melot: Yep that's Carmelle alright
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to carmel is to finger another ones butthole, carmeling is usually done in the back of a bus.
Did the hear about those kids in Indiana that were carmeling in the back of the bus on the way home from a basketball game?
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A beautiful, brown haired girl with green eyes. A loyal and loving friend, and fierce defender of justice.
Boy: eh buh de be do
Other boy: there goes Carmel, the fierce defender of justice
Boy three: did you see her cape?
Boy two: No but she has beautiful hair, that should never be dyed.
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A place where the high school boy's basketball team finger each others butt holes...
Person 1: I have a good idea, let's haze those freshmen by
fingering their butt holes!
Person 2: Woah man, we're not in carmel!
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1. Two different locations described in the Bible.
2. Some ritzy place in California
3. A stripper tier girl's name
4. How low IQ people pronounce the word "caramel".
You can instantly tell that a person is religious if they mention Carmel in a religious sense, that a person is rich if they live in Carmel, that a woman is a stripper if her name is Carmel, and that a person is stupid and illiterate if they pronounce "caramel" as "carmel".
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Carmel, CA is a small town located on the southern tip of the Monterey Peninsula. 90% of the population are tourists; the rest are known fondly as newly weds and nearly deads. Any non-tourist seen below the age of 60 in Carmel (aka, the city employees) actually live in Monterey, Seaside, or Salinas: this is due to the fact that even in the worst economy, a 1-bedroom, 1-bath shack can sell for more than $3 million.
Carmel is most famous for its beach, which is one of the few left in California that allows unleashed dogs. This results in a large number of territorial, dog-obsessed old ladies walking the beach at all hours of the day, screaming at tourists/adolescents who use the beach for non-dog related purposes.
Carmel is also known for its shopping. Its main street, Ocean Ave, is packed full with art galleries and jewelery shops: the only shops capable of supporting the city's expensive rent. Nobody who lives in Carmel can afford to shop there, instead going to Monterey or Seaside for those things that Carmel lacks, such as food or clothing.
Carmel houses a number of special events that always attract a fair amount of tourism. The Bach Festival celebrates great musicianship and is held at the gorgeous arts theater, the Sunset Center. In July, rich men come from all parts of the world bringing their never-driven, hourly waxed, and extremely loud antiquated cars for Carmel's car show and race, the Tour de Elegance. Carmel's Forest Theatre runs performances throughout the year, and has remarkably excellent shows, considering the Monterey Bay's small population.
With all this in mind, it is surprising to think that Carmel has such things like a city council, church, school, local newspaper, and local radio station (AM 1416, KRML). Clint Eastwood was once the mayor of Carmel-by-the-sea, giving Carmel's undeserved reputation of being packed with Hollywood celebrities. More notable figures in Carmel history include San Junipero and Bill Bates, who draws cartoons of Carmel but can't afford to live there.
Carmel has been compared to paradise, and given names such as "the jewel of California," just like all the other expensive, boring, beach towns in California.
Taken from real Carmel conversations:
Tourist: Which way's the beach?
Local: Up this very steep hill.
Beach walker 1: How dare you bring a pit bull down to the beach?!
Beach walker 2: She's a boxer!
Beach walker 1: I won't stand for any aggressiveness down here, do you hear me?
Beach walker 2: You're a dog-nazi!
Tourist: How much is the lemonade?
Seller: That'll be six dollars.
Tourist: That's outrageous! Do you take 100 dollar bills?
Tourist: Do you live here?
Local: Yes, ma'am.
Tourist: Oh, and you're a student, at the local library, with a backpack and everything! How cute! Can I take your picture?
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