Carnes

some fellow I know

CAaARnes! What? My example is too short?
oh well. too bad

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carne

meat, my meata, ding a ling, long john, dick, u kno wat u use to smash chicks but if u don't do that then i guess u can say wat ur hand is fond of

ur friends crackin on u bad and u got no come back u just tell em "mi carne"

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carne

Cash, bills, money, loot, etc.

"Hey you wanna go eat at capital grille?"

"No man, that shit is mad carne"

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carns

1) a ring of stone
2) a college-age virgin
3) a jackass, a fool, a pritter, a dandy, a buffoon

Look at that carns over there!
Billy will die a lonely carns.
That carns Billy tore his sack while pantomiming sexual acts.

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carn

being like or having traits of a carny; originating from the deep south

Travis is so carn, he has a mullet and drives a '91 Camaro IROC-Z.

Did we just drink at noon? We are sooo carn!

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carn

1. a country way of saying corn.

2. a substance that comes out of your hole in your butt. (synonym: crap, poop, turd)

1. Pass me the carn.

2. I have to take a huge carn.

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Carnes Owned

A variation of ownage, chiefly of the mathematical sort, derived from the great one, the true J.C. himself, Jerry Carnes.

Let's say your test grade was a 54.
You would say:
Dude, I just got totally "Carnes Owned."