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A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.
"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
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A person who gets walked on and used day after day
Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.
A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)
Note: a bit of a classy lady
Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
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Choleric
Arrogant
Racist
Pervert
Egoistic
Toxic
Joe: "Dude, Daniel is such a carpet!
Steven: "Yeah, right man!"
1. A very hairy Vagina that needs shaving.
Man that chick has a nasty carpet. Someone send her a Mach 3 for Christmas.
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Creature, usually of the canine variety, who sits on the back seat of the vehicle travelling in front of you with his head sticking out of the window so that his dribble gets blown onto your windscreen.
Specially cultivated at factories owned by Ford and given away to every 100th buyer.
SPECIAL SALE!! Free carpet with all new models sold today!
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The lesbian equivalent of cottaging. When women would meet for anonymous rug munching in public lavatories. Scissoring is not acceptable as it is a pointless waste of friction. Finger blasting is always welcome.
Innocent dog walker: I was walking my dog last night and stumbled upon a carpeting site and there was so much drinking from the furry cup!
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