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gisella ann blake

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to doโ€ฆ in fact she will be there asap.

by memega July 20, 2022


cat lady

an old lady who lives alone with a bunch of cats and masturbates in the dark.

poor kitty i bet it sucks living with that cat lady

by Rigo Fuentes January 10, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat lady

A person who is obssesed with cats.

Oh you are a such cat lady

by Frick a creeper November 8, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


cat-lady

Woman obsessive of her hundred of cat "children." Can be seen feeding at park feeding ducks and tripping children with her walker.

"Damn, you see that crazy old cat-lady feeding the ducks alka seltzer?"

"Yeah, she's so cool.."

by annie December 28, 2004

28๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cat Lady

a spinster who has more cats than anyone would care to care for. It has been suggested that the mind-altering toxoplasmosis parasite past on by cats in their poop, and which is capable of altering the minds of rats into cat seeking behavious, and making people better at soccor, causing schizophrenia and psychosis in humans as well as car accidents and misscaridges may also cause cat seeking behaviour in humans. It may also have been the cause of the collapse of the egyptian empire after they started keeping cats to catch mice in grain stores.

Psychietrist: Do you smoke cannabis
Patient: No, but my mum used to take me over to see the cat lady when I was a child.

by oliverthered July 28, 2013

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cat Lady

Cat ladies are very smexy. They ooze sex appeal and many men find them attractive.

Damn, that Cat lady is looking goooood.

by SmexyCatLady March 22, 2010

54๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cat Lady

A lady who is obsessed with her cat. You will usually find a cat lady posting pictures of her cat to Catastic, which is like Instagram for cats. This lady also usually tells people things about her cat that nobody really cares about. A cat lady does not have to be necessarily old, you can find a cat lady of any age.

Did you see that Cat Lady Anna Cathryn! She posts pictures of her cat to Catastic!

Omg! Did you see Viktoria's cat on Catastic, she's so cute!

by The Smart Chick July 3, 2015

6๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž