toxoplasmosis

Flu-like cat shit disease

Guy: I heard you have toxoplasmosis
cat lady: yep
guy: back on the cat shit tootsie rolls again??
Cat lady: yep.

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Toxoplasmosis

Parasite that causes people to love cats. Roughly 1/3 of the population is affected.

"Oh my God this cat is so cute! Fuck, I just love cats!"

Yup... she's definitely infected with toxoplasmosis.

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Toxoplasmosis

A word retards and misogynistic fags use as an excuse for putting down cats

I’m sensing a lot of toxoplasmosis here

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