catbox

1. Euphemism for (and misspelling of) "chatbox". Doubly appropriate, since lots of people who use chatboxes can't spell, and also contribute ideas which amount to turds.

*Ringo has joined the catbox*

empty catbox syndrome

Combination of "empty nest syndrome" and "catbox," describing the empty feeling when, for whatever reason, you no longer have a cat (and the accompanying turds in the catbox) to take care of.

Fluffy left for college. I'm suffering from empty catbox syndrome.