1.Ask someone to fight
2.Go up to someone and start beating their ass.
"BITCH CATCH MY HANDS"
"Catch my hands,let's go"
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This is the beating that gets delivered to a loser specifically for being a fucking loser. In general, these are polo shirt wearing rich boy suburb tough guys that pretty much deserve the beating anyway. Itβs better when a girl delivers it.
Yo Tara! This telephone tough guy over here is prancing around with a purple martini and gave me a shoulder. You wanna take care of this???
WHAT! Is that a performance fleece? This kid is about to Catch Hands.
Tara proceeds to bear the shit out of this kid, steal his fleece and throw it in a dumpster after she kicks him while heβs down.
Kid caught hands.
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The hand you don't use while masturbating. 'Catch hand' applies when in the slightly unfortunate situation where you masturbate past the point of no return, but suddenly realise that you don't have a tissue. Or a sock. Or a girlfriend!
Mike: Oh my god what happened your hand?
Joe: Never mind, its only my catch hand!
Mike: That is disgusting Joe
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If a guy says it it means are you trying to fight/do you want to fight but if a girl says it (to a guy) it means do you want me to give you a hand job basically
Guy: you trying to catch these hands
Other person: yeah come at me
Girl:you trying to catch these hands π
Guy: defiantly π
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A term used to say imma be yo but up.
Ready to catch hands
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When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.
Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.
When you ask a programmer to catch these hands.
How about you try/catch these hands, bitch?