Cavite

A fucking hellish landscape located south of Manila, in the CALABARZON region. Going to this place will land your chances of being killed up to 90%, especially if you live on its second largest city Bacoor. This province is a no-go, going there is considered an insult to the provinces of Rizal, Laguna and Quezon. Going there will expose you to unheard dangers and tons of drug addicts walking down the streets. PLEASE DO NOT GO TO THIS PROVINCE, I BEG YOU!

Rizaleno: Holy shit, that bitchass is going to Cavite!
Laguneno: Ew, imagine going to that fucking joke of a province.
Quezonian: Lmao, I hope he's ready to fucking perish.
Kalakhang Manileno: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Cavite

A Province in Southern-Central Luzon also Reffering to Cavite City

Ang Pangit ng mga Lalaki sa Tagaytay,Cavite🤮

Cavit

A small person who’s usually born on December and is a bit werid and looks a bit like a carrot

look! It’s Cavit whos small

Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation

A fetish where someone slides their finger in their partner's anus then uses the tight pressure to crack their knuckles.

"My girlfriend lets me use her ass for Sphinctorectal Digital Cavitation and my knuckles have never felt better"