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When a guy ejaculates into a woman’s vagina, and then the woman proceeds to sit on a radiator, cauterising her vagina closed and cooking the mans cum inside her. Hence the name, cheese toasty.
Dave: So you’ll never guess what Jenner let me do last night
Chad: Bro did you give her a cheese toasty...
Dave: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the image a doctor has to endure when an oap goes for a smear test
" now mrs montgomery this wont take long, jesus christ its like a cheese toastie opening this"
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a vagina that is infected, and sticks together like a cheese toastie.
"what was that girl last night like?"
"fuckin' awful. bit of a cheese toastie."
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A fake grilled cheese. A cheese toastie is buttered from the inside and toasted, while a grilled cheese is buttered from the outside and made in a pan. Only retards from Illinois and the Midwest mistake a grilled cheese for a so called "cheese toastie."
Hey what are you eating?
A grilled cheese
No, it looks like a cheese toastie
No, it s grilled cheese you central Illinois fuck
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The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.
Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.
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A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created
Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
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When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
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