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Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.
Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!
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When engaged in foreplay, a woman defecates in her hand and gives the man a hand job.
Due to her knowledge of John's fecal preoccupation, Cindy gave him a Chocolate Eclair.
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Chocolate Eclair is when you bust in a girls face the right after that you procede to take a shit on her face and then mix the cum in with the shit and you have yourself a chocolate eclair
She just got a chocolate eclair and she liked it.
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When a man, (on a high fibre diet) lays down a huge log, then jizzes on it.
He then feeds it to a woman in a "here comes the choo choo train manner"
"me and Karen wer getiing wild last nite, but when i tried to chocolate eclair her she lost the plot and smacked me upside the head"
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When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair
When you take a nice, long, hard shit and hollow out the core so you can then masturbate into the poopy. This resembles a chocolate eclair because the poopy is the outter chocolate donut and the semen on the inside is the pastry cream.
Last night I was bored so I made a chocolate eclair at home
The sex act involving the following scenario.
After engaging in anal intercourse without a condom the male climaxes then pulls out his genitals and notices a fine line of excrement on top of the shaft of the penis with the ejaculate resembling cream.
"Last night with shelly things got a bit wild and I ended up with a chocolate Eclair, yup a bit of the ol poopoo on the peepee"