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A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!
1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?
2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!
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Modern and bougie way of calling your sweet boyfriend/girlfriend. (I.E. Milk chocolate in French).
Girlfriend: You're so sweet
Boyfriend: Not as much as you, my chocolat au lait~
It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.
Guy 1 : Hey, what do you want for your breakfast ?
Guy 2 : I would like a pain au chocolat !
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As simple as it sounds. The first time a girl has anal sex.
Guy 1: Hey what did you do with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the pain au chocolat and she did not like it.
Girl 1: Why are you walking so strange?
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me the pain au chocolat last night.
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Le Fishe au Chocolat is a classical part of french cuisine. It the main ingredients are as follows:
1. Fishe
2. Chocolat
The only step of composing the dish is to pore the Chocolat onto the fishe while playing stereotypical french music.
There might be more steps to it, but scientist have not yet found out what those may be.
*in a restaurant*
person1: hello person! Want to try out my Le Fishe au Chocolat?
person2: Are you the waiter? I would like the...
person1:what!? Don't you want my Le Fishe au Chocolat? *cries*
person2: What even is that? I don't think 'Fishe' is a word.
person1: *blows nose*
person2: Why did you blow my nose?
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An existancial question just kd its a retard one evryone know is chocolatine yu dumbass
Guy number 1 pain au chocolat ou chocolatine?
Guy number 2 run away and never comeback
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It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.
Guy 1 : Hey, qu'est-ce que tu veux pour le petit déjeuner ?
Guy 2 : Je prendrais bien un pain au chocolat !