a euphermism for spank the monkey, bash the bishop, five knuckle shuffle, the abit to happy meal and the old school wank
dude mother walked in on mr gregory when he was choking the chicken over cheap and vulgar swedish man porn
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1. spank the monkey
2. hug the hedgehog
3. jack off
4. masturbation
etc.
Guy 1: dude , im horny im gonna go choke the chicken
Guy 2: wtf?
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To kill a chicken by strangulation
Wow look at him choke that chicken and by that i mean he is not masturbating
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Jack likes to wack off while watching porn movies!
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1. Slang term for "masturbation."
2. Reference to Sarah Palin's new favorite interview background.
"I bet Ben missed the party to 'choke the chicken.'"
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In that Chinese girls home in Stree Fighter 2 there is a guy choking a chicken in the background.
Is that old man choking his chicken?
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