Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

Chabhavs chow mein

Best thing ever. No cap. So good

Chabhavs chow mein is in town

Chow mein ramen noodles

A better way to communicate departure than a simple “bye” first said by Shandi Foster

Person 1: “Bye”
Person 2: “Chow mein ramen noodles”

dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff