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A gay boy who thinks he has the biggest penis of all time. Usually he calls his penis a Horschepenis, but it's definatly wrong.
Probably wears a hoodie that's not zipped and has the hood on.
Look at that dude that thinks he has a big penis!
Oh, that's probably Christoffer!
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A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead
Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!
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From a locally very famous person, Christoffer Strandberg, born in Uppsala, Sweden. Since he was so awesome a local expression arose, "As awsome as Christoffer"..
The expression continued to gain popularity in Uppsala, and later Stockholm and is now commonly used in more and more social circles around Sweden.
"Awsome like Christoffer Strandberg."
"Do it like Christoffer would."
"Almost as good as a Christoffer"
"Divine as Chris."
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An obese, Shrek-looking individual often found in temperate deciduous forested areas such as Millersburg. Generally speaking, this individual is very hypocritical. Often making fun of trends and then flamboyantly leading that trend. He is sexist, looks like Sloth from Goonies, and is the only real J Cole fan. His facial structure resembles that of a plate of spaghetti that took a punch from Mike Tyson. His horrid facial features could be compared to Jack Jeebs from Men In Black. Overall, this individual can be summed up as an atrocious person that contributes nothing to this world.
Did you see that Matt Christoff back there?
Yea, it looks like a mix between the Elephant Man and Caitlyn Jenner.
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usually a male who has a twin she- brother who's dad is suicidal.. he/she's dad has white hair and looks 70 but is actually 25. Matt stutters (for ex: ehhhh) and is really fat but thinks that everyone thinks he's cool. he wears the same clothes all the time and has a weak shoe game. man... he's gay... won't stop giving rainbows!
Kids, never grow up to be a Matt Christoff!
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A name that is commonly known as Gaylord, but in Sweden we just say Christoffer Tsingos to let our low intelligent people know what we are talking about.
1) Wanna go on a date?
2) Aren't you a Christoffer Tsingos?
1) ....yes....
2) Then no.
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A person who has his head shaped as an pineapple.
Hey Christoffer Adrian! Shut the fuck up you ugly pineapple head!