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Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun
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Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.
Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way
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There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.
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Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.
A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.
- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.
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Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.
Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer
Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj
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Probably the sweetest friend you could ever have, he’s supportive and kinda hot ngl (no homo) he’s super understanding and loves you no matter how ugly you look.
Friend: I just got a bad score on the math test...
Christoffer: don’t worry I’ll help you study
A gay boy who thinks he has the biggest penis of all time. Usually he calls his penis a Horschepenis, but it's definatly wrong.
Probably wears a hoodie that's not zipped and has the hood on.
Look at that dude that thinks he has a big penis!
Oh, that's probably Christoffer!
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