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Someone who is really thick. They are easily duped, tricked, and taken in by others. A gullible person. Also, someone who relies on weather.com
Check it out, Jake is using weather.com. What a CHUMP.
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'Chumping' is gathering wood for Bonfire Night.
Come on, it's Bonnie Night next week. Let's go chumping.
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A sucka that tries to act cool, but is really a fool and tries to act tough, but really isn't
1.Person who says they have a million dollars but is really poor. 2.Person who says they kill you with a gun, but the only gun they have is a plastic one.
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A person who is lied to and disrespected on a regular basis, and doesn’t have enough self respect to do anything but accept the abuse.
She lied to her chump boyfriend about her promiscuous nature
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Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:
1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.
Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?
No, she totally chumped me.
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Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.
Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.
Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"
Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.
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1. a person, usually a man, so clueless about the opposite sex, that they cannot establish a romantic or sexual relationship with a member of the opposite sex, even when they have the opportunity.
2. a man who, after attracting a member of the opposite sex, acts so wimpy, clueless and ineffective, that the woman loses interest and move onto someone else.
3. a man who always ends up as a girl's "friend" rather than her romantic partner.
4. a guy so used to not having a romantic or sexual relationship with a woman, that when the opportunity arises the guy is so afraid of blowing it he puts himself in a servile position to the woman, changing his opinions on everything to her opinions, causing her to be seduced away from him by another man who takes charge and knows how to make a move.
5. A guy who, having attracted a girl's interest, is so needy or high maintenance that it creeps her out, and makes her lose interest.
Sorry, chump. You took too long to make your move, and now Cindy is dating Farouk
Man, what a chump Felix is. Denise came with him to the party, and he just stood by while Jorge stole her away from him
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