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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
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While in the bathtub each person will see how far they can expel their own excrement and still have the ability to pull it back inside.
Todd and I were churding and he was able to excrete his crap an inch further out than I could.
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A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.
That's because you're a churd!
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A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
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A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.
What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.
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Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.
When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd
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1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...
2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency
"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"
"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"
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