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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
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To be under the influence of any substance that can alter one's state of mind
Weed,coke,heroin,ecstasy,meth,speed, shrooms, acid, alcohol and everything else.
Dude, I'm so churded.
You have no idea.
"Hey, how are you?" "Dude, I'm so churded"
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A church turd or a churchy turd. Church + turd = churd.
That's because you're a churd!
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A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
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A cross between a chipmunk, and a turd.
What's that in the bushes? Just some churd, crawling around.
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Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. It’s more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, it’s your one true person.
When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd
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1) sour milk-based substance found in student flats...
2) cum - usually of a thickish consistency
"Who left the milk out? It's turned into a pint of churd!"
"The custard ladle dealt a load of churd-like sploodge across the whore's tits"
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