Western Civ

the class that most everyone takes at a liberal arts college comprised of history and literature from the classical Greeks until the present. time is devoted to the study of the rise and fall of Rome, Christianity, ancient philosophy, and great works in writing. tests are hour plus long affairs of writing in blue books amounts to nothing more than a very expensive and work intensive way of in essence hitting oneself with a hammer repeatedly for 2 semesters. serves little more than to keep history and lit teachers off the streets peddling crack. overall if you want the civ experience, go suck off a horse and pay him for 6 credit hours to do so. then you'll know.

this is the third all nighter for Western Civ this semester, pass the Adderall and Ritalin and shoot me now.

we get to start dante's Divine Comedy in Western Civ this week...FML

yea i hate Western Civ, but at least it keeps my prof in the classroom and not up at the corner turning 10 dollar tricks to support himself.

civ 5

Gandhi Nuking Simulator.

In Civ 5, Gandhi nukes you all.

civ bros

washed up lax bros watching 7hour BarBri lectures on Civil Procedure during 1L year at law school.

aw shit... here come the civ bros with their E&Es.

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Valley Civ

A group of friends from the Valley who commit illegal activities and don't give a fuck about pigs

1.aye dawg,is that the beaner from Valley Civ?

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Civ Show

The act of playing a game in Civilisation 6, Gathering Storm, with three or more friends, in which a low level of incompitance is met with a huge amounts of wholesomeness and informative content. The stereotypical Civ-Show Player is a middle aged man naming his capital "Zozo", playing without dramatic ages mode and disliking Ghandi in every way. If seen on Twitch or Youtube, a Civ-Show-Player can seem militaristic and hyperaggresiv, so beware of feeding him nukes or Giant - Death - Robots. If in need of good content a Viewer is suggested to subscribe and write "For the algorythm" in the comments.

*playing Civ Game*
Me: Hey, how ya doin over there Josh?
Josh: *points Kubai Khan trading post and nuke passive aggressively in my direction
Me: ... Nevermind
Me, thinking: Ohh no, hes done it again, he went for the "the Civ Show Strategy"!

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1st Civ Div

Short for 1st Civilian Division. The absolute best unit known to any military personnel. The place where a Marine rediscovers their individuality and actual self worth. No Gunnery Sergeant Shithead or Sergeant Major Good To Go anywhere to be seen.

GySgt Shithead "HEY DEVIL I KNOW ITS GOOD MORNING GUNNERY SERGEANT!!"
Devil Dog "Go fuck yourself I'm headed to the 1st Civ Div. Shove your proper greeting up your ass Gunny shithead"

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1st civ div

In the military, specifically the US Marines, there are different divisions that Marines are assigned to - otherwise known as a unit on a large scale - such as the first division, etc.

The 1st civ div is a term for when a Marine is discharged and "joins the first civ div" as in becoming a "civ"ilian again.

Seargent Jones' contract ended. He just rejoined the 1st civ div.

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