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Cock eye is usually found at last call from ladies using it as a last ditch effort to hook-up in order to avoid going back to the suburbs.
Like the 'fuck-me-look' cock eye is a blurry drunken gaze that tries to appear seductive, but comes across as embarrassing.
Man, that old cougar had a serious case of cock eye. She did not want to go back to Ajax and was willing to do anyone in the process.
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When your wasted, smashed or Cocked ... your eyes get red as a tomato.
Girl 1- "I look so awful in this picture."
Girl 2- "Yeah.. you had some cocked eyes."
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what you'd be if you had the skin from your circumcision sewned to hold your eyes open.
i have no idea where i am
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Markie Poo has it. Whenever you see him, remind him of this.
<Kenji> ME KARA BEAM!!!! (>_0==================X__X=======================
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<Kenji> i have a penis in my eye
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A person that is in such regular contact with a variety of cocks that they are easily distracted by the though of cock.
Amber: Careful, watch your step or you'll trip over.
Jo: Sorry I was busy thinking of all the cocks I had in my mouth last night.
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A large cup of coffee with 4 shots of espresso mixed in.
That cock eye did me dirty, my eyes feel like they are twirling and my heart is beating out of my chest
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A person that is so constantly surrounded by cock that they begin to see cocks wherever they are.
Amber: Hey watch your step, your not focused. You've got cock eyes.
Jo: Yes I have, I've gotta cut back on cock.
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