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Cods seldom survive an encounter with an alligator snapping turtle while swimming naked.
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Classic Old Dude. Any male over 35 who has a penchant for dating younger women, usually of a different background. Money is usually paid in return. A COD usually has several (or all) of the following traits:
- Not particularly rich.
- Below average looks.
- Above average weight.
- Receding hairline.
- Vertically challenged.
- Low self esteem.
A common stomping ground for a COD is South East Asia, with Patong Beach in Phuket, Thailand, being a favourite destination. When a COD returns to his homeland, the relationship is funded via Western Union, with the girl sending a stock standard email in return.
"There goes the COD, off to buy some more Viagra".
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A term that was once known to be a fish but soon grew out when some sad person thought it would be smart to identify Call Of Duty as COD. What a bean....
Jo: Fancy a bit of cod with me?
Ralph: Thats offensive, im vegetarian...
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Noun or verb
When a guy is such a douchecanoe that the only thing you can wish him is for him to choke on a bag of dicks.. no, on a CANOE of dicks. That there is what we call a cod.
Josh emailed all our friends to talk shit about us after we were so nice to him and helped him when he found out the kid was not his. What a fucking cod.
We tried to help that douche, and he tried to stab us in the back. He'll get what's coming to him, fucking cod.
I fucking hate that guy. I hope he chokes on a cod.
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1. a pointless game about killing randomers
2. a yummy fish filled with omega 3
1. one dude- OMG LETS GO PLAY COD
other dude- HELL YEAH MY HIGHEST KILL STREAK IS LIKE, OVER 9000!
2. one dude- OMG LETS GO EAT COD
other dude- HELL YEAH, THE OMEGA 3 IS LIKE OVER 9,000!!!!
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feelings of severe despondency and dejection aka to suffer from depression is to suffer from codness
I have been diagnosed with severe codness