The absolute least sexy thing to shout out in bed.
"Hmmm"
"Ohhh!"
"Ooooh!"
"COITUS!"
"Thank you, Captain Obvious!"
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Sex. The physical act of love.
Maude: "Do you like it?"
Dude: "I was talking about my rug"
Maude: "You're not interested in sex?"
Dude: "You mean coitus?"
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Sexual intercourse, where the male inserts his penis in to the female's vagina. The majority of males are stimulated in to ejaculating liquid filled with millions of semen.
Barney: Yeah let's have sex.
Sesame Street chick: Sex?
Barney: Coitus. Or oral sex?
Sesame Street chick: Yes. mmmm... nom nom nom.
(_(_)!!!!!!D ---> O:
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Another word for sexual intercourse. More frequently used with other animals than with humans.
Couples can have coitus.
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a type of cheese that goes good with ham sandwiches
i'll take some coitus on my sammich!
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Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
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just playin about the dumbass thing, i meant to say my really awesome friend yelled her newly-aquired word at my mom:) you know i love ya lacenut
l:coitus!
m:shhh!!
l:COITUS!!! COITUS!!
m:SSHHHH!!
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