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A fun nighttime activity. Under the cover of darkness a man or woman sneaks into a morgue with a shoehorn, white mask, and a tuna grinder. Only after finding a deceased woman can the wild sex begin. The shoehorn is only necessary if the corpse’s pussy has become too stiff for penetration.
“Can cold cuts give cold sores?”
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The magical, mystical basis for Subway's business. It's a pre-slabbed "meat"nage trois of flavorless, slightly off-color turkey meat product. Supposedly kosher*. (*I am not a rabbi).
Dave: cold cut combo with no ham, please.
Girl: ummm, all the meat comes together.
Dave: can you just take the ham off then?
Girl: ummm, we can't tell which one is the ham.
Dave: ummm ...
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a vagina that looks like a sideways meat sandwich
man she had a tight cold cut combo
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"lezzing-out"
The "cold-cuts" refer to each participant's lady parts, which had been thought to resemble deli meats.
Meryl never did picture herself giving in to the smooth caress of a woman's body, the tender embrace of her sweet lips, and the supple fruit dangling upon her her chest...but when she was courted and so charmed by Edith, Meryl found herself mixing cold cuts all night long.
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The ass cheeks of a very large woman.
"when I was at the grocery store I saw a nice set of sloppy cold cuts"
A vagina that is not warm after or during intercourse fills cold in tempter
This girl had a cold cut combo