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The most annoying motherfuckers you'll have on your lip.
People who've never had them in their life should consider themselves lucky. You'll think you're good because you haven't had one in a long time but as soon as you think that, one of these fuckers will unexpectedly grow on your lip. As soon as you feel that absurd bump you better act quick or else the bastard will grow bigger and more nastier. They take 1-2 weeks to go away and they always seem to pick the worst times to appear.
Person 1: Dude, what is that on your lip?
Person 2: A cold sore
Person 1: Oh, I never get those
Person 2: Lucky Bastard
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Another way to say oral herpes.
Mary: What's that?
John: It's just a cold sore.
Mary: We should see other people.
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“Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”
guy: it's cold sores i promise
girl: no, that looks like herpes
guy: FML
Girls or guys who have herpes...
ooooh you got herpes...
"THERE COLD SORES"